author – Tod Goldberg
card given – a tricky moment by Ross Campbell
It was strange how often Sarah thought about her mistakes and accidents while going to the bathroom. Maybe it was that word “accident” that inspired her, or maybe it was just something fucked up in her neurology, but she didn’t mind it all that much. Today, though, she just couldn’t stop considering that dismembering BOTH of her parents might have been a tactical error, what with her inability to drive.